During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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