Cold hands, warm shart.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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