Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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