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i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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