I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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