So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I cut my penus on the lid.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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