Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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