Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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