News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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