Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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