You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Randomize
