Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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