so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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