Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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