oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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