can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Be still, my beating vagina.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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