I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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