Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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