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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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