Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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