that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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