Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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