too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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