Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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