We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
People in love make me want to vomit
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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