I think I am morally bankrupt
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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