Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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