some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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