i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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