# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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