Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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