is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Randomize
