then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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