He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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