NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Will exercising make me less horny?
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