Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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