I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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