Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I think i got beer on your cat.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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