your parents love me but you hate me
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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