What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
This gyro tastes like lonliness
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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