so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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