It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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