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(256): View more from Alabama

I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.

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(813): View more from Florida

I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.

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(937): View more from Ohio

it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics

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(602): View more from Arizona

hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.

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(989): View more from Michigan

She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.

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