Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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