I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
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