Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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