I wanna bring you to show and tell
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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