I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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