i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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