She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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